Kick Masakkali

Picture this:

Bright sunny day. You set out for a walk, humming  whatever’s on your mind then, thinking over your life and how wonderful you feel at the moment. You almost break out into a jig, feeling like Gene Kelly from Singin’ in the Rain.

You look around, and take in the beauty of nature, when SPLAT!

Some slimy, gooey stuff falls on your head, shirt, arm, wherever.

You do a frantic mind freakout dance in your head, and let out a quiet shriek, possibly followed by a louder one.

You realize a bird shat on you.

Goodness knows how many times this has happened to you.

But now, you have had enough.

And you want to take revenge on those damn, pesky birds.

What do you do?

You play What a Stupid Pigeon.

On Facebook.

Essentially you just kick a pigeon as hard as you can.

Really really therapeutic  game this is.

I should warn you, though.

It’s an extremely addictive game.

And you have friends who are as competitive as you are, then you are in for an awesome time.

Good luck.