When I first joined CAT tuitions, my classmates from college commended me telling me how well thought out my life was and blah blah.
I will give you all an excerpt from a recent class, to prove to you just how focused I really am.
This happens in most classes which have anything to do w/ numbers.
I’m an active participant in every other class.
1st Assignment
Shahana: I solved 1, 4 and 5. But I can’t do 2 and 3. Did you do them?
Puja: Noooooooo. Let’s read the question again. “Make three equal and identical squares with four 5inch and four 10inch sticks.” I can make 4 squares. Arrey, you’ve also done the same thing.
Shahana: Can we break the sticks?
Puja: I don’t know. Try and see if you get 3 squares by breaking the 10inch sticks.
Two minutes later.
Puja: Did breaking the sticks help?
Shahana: Nope. Obviously it won’t help.
Puja: Then why did you want to break the sticks?
Shahana: I never wanted to.
Puja: Then why’d you ask if you could????
Shahana: I just wanted to know if I was allowed to break them.
Puja: But why????
Shahana: Because knowledge is power.
Rhea: I want to pee.
Puja: Vishnu Sir will throw us out.
Shahana: I told you, we should’ve bunked this class. And gone to Bon Appetit.
Puja: Ask someone how to do this na. You’re always texting; text someone and ask now.
Shahana: Wait, I’ll text. Till then, let’s just keep trying.
10 minutes later
Puja: Did someone reply???????
Shahana: Yes.
Puja: Who?????
Shahana: Protik and Mikey.
Puja: What did they say?????? Hurry up and tell me!!!
Shahana: No clue.
Puja: You have no clue what they said????? What on earth, Shy?? Just check.
Shahana: They said they have no clue.
Puja: YOU COULN’T HAVE SAID THIS EARLIER??????
Rhea: Stop shouting, Puza. You’re disturbing the class.
Puja: Both of you are crazy. I will murder you.
At this point, our teacher walks in, and Puja’s inner terrorist is subdued.
2nd Assignment.
Puja: So many calculations. I’ll go mad. Shy, have you seen?
Shahana: Yes, I’ve seen.
Puja: Then let’s do it together. It’ll be quicker. Why are you staring at me?
Shahana: No.
Puja: No, what? It won’t be quicker? It will be, I’m telling you.
Shahana: No, as in, ‘No I will not solve.’ I wanted to buuuuuuunk. You didn’t let me. Now, I’m just going to copy from you.
Puja: Ok, copy.
Rhea: Puza’s so good. Always solving. Always studying.
Shahana: I know. I wonder what they teach in her country.
Puja: How to solve long long calculations. And keep patient while you do them.
Shahana: The 3 ‘D’s of Puja. Determination. Direction. And… Puza, what’s the third D?
Rhea: Dominance.
Random Guy lusting after Puja: Hey Puja, how do you solve no. 7 without a calculator?
Puja: By doing them on your own. It’s very time consuming, but easy.
Shahana: Wow Puja. You’re so cool.
Rhea: *giggles*
Shahana: *giggles* *snorts*
Entire class looks around.
Puja: I will kill you two. I swear.
Shahana: Vishnu will scold you. Shhh
Puja: Look at you. Talking like he’s your friend.
Shahana: Why? You’re feeling jealous?
Puja: Uff shuttup. Let me solve. These calculations are terrible. *solves for 10 minutes* Now they want to know the percentage drop also! Are they trying to kill me???
Rhea: Probably, yes.
Puja: I can’t do them!
Shahana: Then don’t do them.
Puja: No no, I must. Even if it kills me.
Shahana: Nyaka, what are you, a jehadi or something?
Puja: *giggles*
Shahana: *giggles* *snorts*
Entire class looks around.
Puja: *censored*
Shahana: *censored*
Puja: They are best friends for a reason.
Rhea: You have a best friend named Nathan?
Puja: *giggles*
We went back to solving stuff.
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1 scribbles:
This is funny.
That is a good thing. Buy me a Porsche, bitch :D
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